Let's address what everyone's been talking about - that is definitely Brett Favre's penis. I have seen that thing thousands of times between watching Brett get ready for games, watching him shower after games, watching him urinate, or watching him through the telescope I set up in that fake deer stand I built to keep an eye on him in Mississippi. Sometimes when I fall asleep, I dream about it - like this one dream, I was shopping at Target - you know, minding my own business. I saw Brett Favre's penis there - it was shopping for pre-paid cell phones. It looked like it couldn't decide between the Virgin Mobile or Boost Mobile options. It saw me and we made eye contact, and it started smiling...when suddenly, I realize I'm completely NAKED, and Brett Favre's penis wasn't smiling at me -- it was laughing hysterically... Pointing and laughing... It took a long time before I got the strength to talk to it again after that.
Where was I going with this - OH, yeah - so that's definitely his penis.
Monday, October 11, 2010
Saturday, October 2, 2010
Non picture, description, or account of the game - 2010 so far...
You know in my haste, what with all the time I've been spending analyzing Brettfavre! interceptions lately, I realized that I haven't been keeping up on blog posts with game recaps... So here's week 1 - 3:
Week 1: LOSS, but hey, come on - this is New Orleans we're talking about here... They won the super bowl last year for gosh sakes!
Week 2: LOSS, but hey, come on - this is the Dolphins we're talking about here... They... um... almost made the playoffs last year...I think. Actually, I'll be honest. I didn't really prepare for this game. It was a rough week at work, and my boss was really riding me... What? Zygi? No, I meant at my other job. Yeah, that's right - I dance at a small club downtown, well at least they told me it was a club... come to think of it; it's not so much a club, as it is a small alley off of Chicago avenue.
Week 3: Detroit (doesn't count as a win since we didn't win by 100).
Week 4: Bye - like me!
Also - in the People who look like People file:
Tarvaris Jackson looks like the Week 5 starting quarterback for the Vikings based on how Brettfavre! has been playing...
Week 1: LOSS, but hey, come on - this is New Orleans we're talking about here... They won the super bowl last year for gosh sakes!
Week 2: LOSS, but hey, come on - this is the Dolphins we're talking about here... They... um... almost made the playoffs last year...I think. Actually, I'll be honest. I didn't really prepare for this game. It was a rough week at work, and my boss was really riding me... What? Zygi? No, I meant at my other job. Yeah, that's right - I dance at a small club downtown, well at least they told me it was a club... come to think of it; it's not so much a club, as it is a small alley off of Chicago avenue.
Week 3: Detroit (doesn't count as a win since we didn't win by 100).
Week 4: Bye - like me!
Also - in the People who look like People file:
Tarvaris Jackson looks like the Week 5 starting quarterback for the Vikings based on how Brettfavre! has been playing...
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