One of Vinsanthe Shianco's hands escaped

One of Vinsanthe Shianco's hands escaped to a remote part of Kentucky earlier this week, but was luckily found by this dog and will be returned...

In the mean time, Vinsanthe had 4 catches for 68 yards and a TD this week... Coincidence?

On Kluwe

A lot of people have been saying we should cut Kluwe after his performance this week, but I am not going to do it, and here's why:

1. He's one of the best tacklers on the team.
2. His name sounds delicious. Mmmm kaleuwe....
3. Minnesota Professional Sports teams do not fire people for poor performance - we just put up with it for 1, 3, hopefully ten years or until I feel like retiring

WEEK 7 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

LOSS - MN 41, CHI 48

Terriffic game - my "Conservatismo" is really working well. See - in Detriot - we only needed 10 points, so I played my typical "Run, Run, Pass, Punt" and it worked for one drive, just like I had hoped.

Today - with Chicago's Kyle Orton powered "SUPERMAN" offense, we really brought out the big guns to try and keep up. Gus did a good job though of not breaking 300 yards. I always say "a win's a win", except if you win it by passing over 300 yards. In that case, "a win's a loss".

People who look like people - Week 6

"Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit, man" - Rob Brzezinzki

WEEK 6 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

WIN - MN 12, DET 10

"GREAT WIN." This was a great game. I find the best way to play is to play as conservative as possible - most coaches might look at though Detriot as a terrible team - a team you can get out ahead of early, then just run out the clock. Not me - I see a challenge. How can we get this "well oiled machine" of ours to play down to Detroit's level? We've got to make this game as entertaining as possible - keep them close.

But really, that AMAZING Detroit defense (you know - the one which has already given up 19 touchdowns?), really looked sharp today.

People who look like People - Week 5

"Johnny - What do you make out of this?"
"This? Well I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a terradactl.."

WEEK 5 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

WIN - MN 30, NO 27

Terrible Game - Terrible game. I'd just like to take this opportunity to throw my kicker under the bus on this one. I mean - how can he punt it to the opposing team on a punt? Does he expect the special teams unit to actually tackle the guy he kicks it to? I mean who are we, New England?

People who look like people - Week 4

"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Minnesota Vikings Football Coach. "

- C. Montgomery Burns