Monday, October 20, 2008

One of Vinsanthe Shianco's hands escaped

One of Vinsanthe Shianco's hands escaped to a remote part of Kentucky earlier this week, but was luckily found by this dog and will be returned...

In the mean time, Vinsanthe had 4 catches for 68 yards and a TD this week... Coincidence?

On Kluwe

A lot of people have been saying we should cut Kluwe after his performance this week, but I am not going to do it, and here's why:

1. He's one of the best tacklers on the team.
2. His name sounds delicious. Mmmm kaleuwe....
3. Minnesota Professional Sports teams do not fire people for poor performance - we just put up with it for 1, 3, hopefully ten years or until I feel like retiring

Sunday, October 19, 2008

WEEK 7 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

LOSS - MN 41, CHI 48

Terriffic game - my "Conservatismo" is really working well. See - in Detriot - we only needed 10 points, so I played my typical "Run, Run, Pass, Punt" and it worked for one drive, just like I had hoped.

Today - with Chicago's Kyle Orton powered "SUPERMAN" offense, we really brought out the big guns to try and keep up. Gus did a good job though of not breaking 300 yards. I always say "a win's a win", except if you win it by passing over 300 yards. In that case, "a win's a loss".

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

People who look like people - Week 6

"Yeah, that John Denver was full of shit, man" - Rob Brzezinzki


Sunday, October 12, 2008

WEEK 6 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

WIN - MN 12, DET 10

"GREAT WIN." This was a great game. I find the best way to play is to play as conservative as possible - most coaches might look at though Detriot as a terrible team - a team you can get out ahead of early, then just run out the clock. Not me - I see a challenge. How can we get this "well oiled machine" of ours to play down to Detroit's level? We've got to make this game as entertaining as possible - keep them close.

But really, that AMAZING Detroit defense (you know - the one which has already given up 19 touchdowns?), really looked sharp today.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

People who look like People - Week 5

"Johnny - What do you make out of this?"
"This? Well I could make a hat, or a brooch, or a terradactl.."








Monday, October 6, 2008

WEEK 5 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

WIN - MN 30, NO 27

Terrible Game - Terrible game. I'd just like to take this opportunity to throw my kicker under the bus on this one. I mean - how can he punt it to the opposing team on a punt? Does he expect the special teams unit to actually tackle the guy he kicks it to? I mean who are we, New England?

Thursday, October 2, 2008

People who look like people - Week 4

"A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green blow... and left me as impotent as a Minnesota Vikings Football Coach. "

- C. Montgomery Burns



Sunday, September 28, 2008

WEEK 4 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

LOSS - MN 17, TEN 30

Great game today. Everything went just according to plan. Going on the advice of my Psychic, I decided to punt with less than 2 minutes to go while behind - they hadn't fumbled all day - they were due!

Wow - I can't say enough about Kerry Collins. He doesn't look a day past 36, really, the way he played today.

Why can't we get a slow old white guy to manage the game for us? Oh.. sorry Gus...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

People who look like People - Week 3

Every once in a while, I slip and call Matt Birk "Heir Birk-halter"




Sunday, September 21, 2008

WEEK 3 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

WIN - MN 20, CAR 10

What a terrible game. Terrible game. Everything was all wrong. First of all - Zygi made me play the backup quarterback. THE BACKUP! Geez, and he's this slow white guy who I didn't even draft. And AND - he wanted to throw passes longer than 6 yards. Well dammit - we built this team on the 6 yard pass, and my record speaks for itself.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Rantings...

Oh Wade - you smell so nice today... cabbage?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

People who look like people - Week 2

I'm a firm believer that you should never publicly mock your superiors, but every time I see Zygi, I get worried he's going to shoot a red turtle shell at me or leave a banana peel right in front of my cart.



Sunday, September 14, 2008

WEEK 2 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

LOSS - MN 15, IND 18

GREAT GAME. Bernard Berrian came up HUGE this week with 0 catches for 0 yards and 0 touchdowns. He almost caught a couple of balls though, so I give him an "A" for effort. "T-Jack" as we call him (side note - did you see how we did that? We took the first letter of his first name and then hyphenated it with the first syllable of his last name - so I am "B-Chilled") threw for an astounding 130 yards, but I'm sorry - I've got to blame this one on the defense. I mean - you've got to be able to hold a team like the Colts to less than 15 points. Give our offense a chance, man!

Thursday, September 11, 2008

People who look like people - Week 1

Have you ever walked down the street and said "Hey, isn't that Major Dad?" Admit it! C'mon - I heard you say it.

But really, we share more than just a luxurious "perma-frown" mustache and a bald head. Did you know we both refuse to use liquid soap and alphabetize our underwear?








Tuesday, September 9, 2008

WEEK 1 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap

LOSS - MN 19, GB 24

Great game this week... I can't say enough about Tavaris - he did a great job "managing the game", and almost ALMOST managed 20 yards in the first half. That's really good in my offensive scheme.

But I would like to say that Aaron Rogers is definitely for real. He proved he can throw against the Minnesota Vikings secondary... and that's really saying something! I mean it's not like we're the last... oh wait.

Monday, September 1, 2008

Welcome to my Blog

Hello fans, and welcome to my blog. It is my sincere wish that this blog allows you to get my thoughts directly "from the horses mouth", or as I like to call it, my mouth. I also hope this blog can help you get to know the "real Brad" - the calm companion and nurturing lover that I am on the inside.