LOSS - MN 17, TEN 30
Great game today. Everything went just according to plan. Going on the advice of my Psychic, I decided to punt with less than 2 minutes to go while behind - they hadn't fumbled all day - they were due!
Wow - I can't say enough about Kerry Collins. He doesn't look a day past 36, really, the way he played today.
Why can't we get a slow old white guy to manage the game for us? Oh.. sorry Gus...
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Thursday, September 25, 2008
People who look like People - Week 3
Every once in a while, I slip and call Matt Birk "Heir Birk-halter"
Sunday, September 21, 2008
WEEK 3 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap
WIN - MN 20, CAR 10
What a terrible game. Terrible game. Everything was all wrong. First of all - Zygi made me play the backup quarterback. THE BACKUP! Geez, and he's this slow white guy who I didn't even draft. And AND - he wanted to throw passes longer than 6 yards. Well dammit - we built this team on the 6 yard pass, and my record speaks for itself.
What a terrible game. Terrible game. Everything was all wrong. First of all - Zygi made me play the backup quarterback. THE BACKUP! Geez, and he's this slow white guy who I didn't even draft. And AND - he wanted to throw passes longer than 6 yards. Well dammit - we built this team on the 6 yard pass, and my record speaks for itself.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
People who look like people - Week 2
I'm a firm believer that you should never publicly mock your superiors, but every time I see Zygi, I get worried he's going to shoot a red turtle shell at me or leave a banana peel right in front of my cart.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
WEEK 2 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap
LOSS - MN 15, IND 18
GREAT GAME. Bernard Berrian came up HUGE this week with 0 catches for 0 yards and 0 touchdowns. He almost caught a couple of balls though, so I give him an "A" for effort. "T-Jack" as we call him (side note - did you see how we did that? We took the first letter of his first name and then hyphenated it with the first syllable of his last name - so I am "B-Chilled") threw for an astounding 130 yards, but I'm sorry - I've got to blame this one on the defense. I mean - you've got to be able to hold a team like the Colts to less than 15 points. Give our offense a chance, man!
GREAT GAME. Bernard Berrian came up HUGE this week with 0 catches for 0 yards and 0 touchdowns. He almost caught a couple of balls though, so I give him an "A" for effort. "T-Jack" as we call him (side note - did you see how we did that? We took the first letter of his first name and then hyphenated it with the first syllable of his last name - so I am "B-Chilled") threw for an astounding 130 yards, but I'm sorry - I've got to blame this one on the defense. I mean - you've got to be able to hold a team like the Colts to less than 15 points. Give our offense a chance, man!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
People who look like people - Week 1
Have you ever walked down the street and said "Hey, isn't that Major Dad?" Admit it! C'mon - I heard you say it.
But really, we share more than just a luxurious "perma-frown" mustache and a bald head. Did you know we both refuse to use liquid soap and alphabetize our underwear?
But really, we share more than just a luxurious "perma-frown" mustache and a bald head. Did you know we both refuse to use liquid soap and alphabetize our underwear?
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
WEEK 1 "This is not a picture, description or account of the game" recap
LOSS - MN 19, GB 24
Great game this week... I can't say enough about Tavaris - he did a great job "managing the game", and almost ALMOST managed 20 yards in the first half. That's really good in my offensive scheme.
But I would like to say that Aaron Rogers is definitely for real. He proved he can throw against the Minnesota Vikings secondary... and that's really saying something! I mean it's not like we're the last... oh wait.
Great game this week... I can't say enough about Tavaris - he did a great job "managing the game", and almost ALMOST managed 20 yards in the first half. That's really good in my offensive scheme.
But I would like to say that Aaron Rogers is definitely for real. He proved he can throw against the Minnesota Vikings secondary... and that's really saying something! I mean it's not like we're the last... oh wait.
Monday, September 1, 2008
Welcome to my Blog
Hello fans, and welcome to my blog. It is my sincere wish that this blog allows you to get my thoughts directly "from the horses mouth", or as I like to call it, my mouth. I also hope this blog can help you get to know the "real Brad" - the calm companion and nurturing lover that I am on the inside.
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